Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Funny For The Day...............................Men

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.  Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage,..... and.....

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1. Men are like
Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
ATT1A2726.gif                                                      6 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
ATT1A2726.gif                                                      7Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
ATT1A2726.gif                                                      8Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
           9 Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
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ATT1A2726.gif                                                      10 Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
ATT1A2726.gif                                                      11Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
ATT1A2726.gif                                                      12 Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
ATT1A2726.gif                                                      13Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
ATT1A2726.gif                                                      14 Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
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Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

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