Psychiatrist and The Proctologist
friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that,
in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.
Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put
up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed
it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable,
so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. Another attempt resulted
in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! So they tried
"Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and
Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".