Thursday, May 23, 2013

Rotten spoiled chicken at Pick N Save

Rotten spoiled I went grocery shopping. It was cold out so I had a craving for chicken and dumplings. Since I don't buy my meat at Walmart I went to the pig. The only chicken breasts they had with skin on them was in a package of 12 that was previoulsy thawed out so it was on sale. What am I going to do with 12 chicken breasts that I cannot refreeze and besides the packages had ice crystals in them. Not a good thing. Moving on to the Pick n Save. No not the ghetto Pick n Save but the new one on spring street. I buy my chicken and I finally go home. The chicken is packed in a bag all by itself. When I get home and open the plastic bag with the chicken it smelled so horrible. The smell just permeated the whole kitchen. It was rotten, spolied chicken. The only thing I can think of is that because the meat section was a open case that is why I didn't smell it in the store. It was only after it was contained in the plastic bag that the smell really got strong. It was so bad I could not even have it in the house. After my groceries are put away back to the Pick n Save I go. Now I check my receipt and I didn't even get the sale price. Now I am fuming. I demanded to speak to the manager and to make a long story short he wanted to give me free chicken and my money back. No I don't want your salmonella infested chicken. But I did end up with double my money back. I guess we are having chili for supper. Back to the Pig I go to buy hamburger. I saw the same butcher at the Pig that I was talking to about the original big packages of chicken and no they did not have any other. I told her my story and she said, that is why I tell people do not buy your meat at the Pick n Save. I know I should have just gone to Danny's Meats. So in the end if you were counting I made 5 trips to the grocery store today just to buy chicken. What a day.

Friday, April 5, 2013

The funny for the day.....haunting eyes and weird old men

HAUNTING EYES… You have to read this ….today I went to the Methodist church rummage sale. After gathering all of my items I wanted to purchase, I sat down on the end of a couch to check them over. This very senior lady came up to me and I mean within a foot of me. She leaned down and looked me straight in the eye and now what is so haunting is her eyes they were dark and they looked like there was no life there. I really can’t explain it except to say they were haunting. She then started shaking her very crooked finger in my face and said to me…..from now on time will stand still for you. Whatever time it is right now, it will be forever. Time is going to stand still for you forever. I just sat there and I really did not know what to say to her except ok. What do you say to a person that says that to you. I told daughter this and she said the women probably had dementia and that is why her eyes had that empty haunting look.

Don’t hit on me….this is part 2. While I was sitting on the couch there were 2 men sitting in chairs next to me eating hotdogs. They kept saying stupid stuff to me and yes talking about there hotdogs. They also invited me home with them so I could cook them dinner and make them some cookies. I wanted to say really…we are in church you old fools. When the senior lady started talking to me, they were speechless so the good news is she shut them up. All of this because a friend called me and  said you have to go to this rummage sale.

Monday, April 1, 2013

The funny for the day....just push the button

Push the button….today when I went to the store there was a car parked in front of mine. The car was locked, engine running and a very senior lady sitting in the passenger seat. The very senior man was outside of the car and yelling push the button…the senior lady just sat there with the deer caught in the headlights look. Push the button…no not that one the other one….push the button. No the one on the left…by now I am laughing so hard and I just wanted to tell the man go around to the other side and point to the correct button. After 5 minutes of this I had to go into the store. When I came out the car was gone so she must have pushed the right button. If I ever get to that stage of my life where I cannot even push a button, just put me away.  

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The funny for the Day....Blue haired lady say what

Blue haired lady say what….today when I was checking out at the store the blue haired lady ahead of me received coin change back from her purchase. She told the clerk I do not want it keep it. I have to give it to you. NO, I do not like change, I do not keep change, I do not want any change. But you have to take it. NO, I will only throw it away. WHAT…you throw away your change. How about if you put your change in the can for the dog shelter. Ok, I will do that, but you put it in there. I do not want to even touch the change. Somebody has a strange phobias.

The funny for the Day....Don't pee on my shoe

Don’t pee on my shoe….tonight when Helmsley and I went to the park we met up with some friends of ours. One of the little dogs is named Harley. I was busy talking and not paying any attention to Harley. All of a sudden everyone is looking at me and laughing. What? I looked down and there is Harley peeing on my shoe. Harley is blind so he really doesn’t mean to do what he does. I guess he thought I was a tree. Thank goodness I wear my old shoes to the park.

Monday, January 28, 2013

catlady531 on etsy postage increase 1/27/13

On January 27, 2013 the usps postage rates when up.  For my international customers, in some cases the postage just about doubled.  I have no control over this and I hate it.  Please do not be mad at me.  I do estimate postage to cover all areas and zip codes.  I do refund the difference if it is greater than $1.00.  My business has gone in the toilet since the holidays are over.  Now with the new postage increase my little business will be flushed down the drain.   I am so depressed over this it is not funny.

As always, you can make an offer on any item in my little store. 

Thursday, January 17, 2013

The Funny For The Day....My day at Walmart

My day at Walmart......I needed some fabric to finish a apron I am making.  I told the clerk this fabric looks just like a Vera Bradley design.   The clerk said she wanted a Vera purse.   I told her I had a Vera purse and showed her my purse.  She stated that they were too expensive and she was waiting until they go on sale at the store.   I asked her, where is the Vera store and she replied....WELL, I am not going to tell you since you already have a Vera purse.   Ok,  I guess she told me and no she never did tell me where the store was.     Moving On.
I go and checkout and the guy ahead of me is moving slow and acting strange.  I have no idea what is going on.  My items are now on the belt.  It is now made known that the man is paying with a stolen credit card.  You know what happens next, security comes, words are exchanged and they take the man away.  The clerk has no idea what to do.  Instead of voiding out the mans purchase he has to take everything out of the bags and deletes each item.  Oh heaven help me.....what do I do,  put everything back in my cart and move on or just wait it out...I just waited it out.  I am now getting my groceries checked out when security brings the man back to apologize to the clerk for what he did.  Yes I said apologize to the clerk for causing a situation using the stolen credit card.    I am standing there in disbelief as to what is happening and the clerk a kid about 18 just stands there with his mouth open and nodding his head.  He didn't know what to say...    Moving On
It is now raining out as I am leaving and the wind is blowing.  There is one of those 6ft racks outside that usually holds hanging plants but instead it is holding hanging bicycles.  The wind catches it and it goes flying down a isle.  I have no idea where it ended up. At this point I did not care.   Moving On
I am finally on my way home and the road has a median and coming right at me is a lady driving on the wrong side of the road.   Of course I slow down and the blue haired lady finally wakes up to realize she is on the wrong side of the road and moves over to the curb. 

Yes I finally made it home. 

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The funny for the thats too thick thin

No that's too thick no too thin.....this is unbelievable the nerve of some people.  I go to the deli to get some pepper jack cheese.  Old people ahead of me...what do you want ham thin sliced.  The clerk slices off the ham hands it to the blue haired lady how is that...oh that is too thick, next slice how is that still too is that now it is too thin after 4 attempts the clerk got it right.  Each time handing it to the person to eat.  Now she wants cheese and we go through the same routine.  No her husband wants it a certain thickness how is that dear?  He eats still too thick or thin.  Do you get the picture here.  They are getting a free lunch all at my expense of me having to wait and wait and wait.  Now it is not just this couple it is every old person that wants something.  Now I know why the line is always so long at the deli.  They eat for free.  After 15 minutes it is now my turn and there was only 2 people ahead of me.   Why didn't I leave, what and miss a good story. 

Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Funny For The about outsourcing jobs

Talk about outsourcing jobs.....last night we were watching a movie on amazon.  It was after 10:30pm.  The picture quality got worse and worse and finally the movie just stopped.  A message popped up on the tv to call amazon customer service which husband did.  Now we know that jobs are outsourced to India or the Philippines but husband got amazon customer support in Jonestown South Africa.  I just about fell off the couch when he said South Africa.  Now that is outsourcing.   The man did fix the problem about an hour later.   

The Funny For The Day.......Snakes

Snakes.....Last year I told you about how the doctor (aka fancy farmer) had a black angus bull and a cow.  Then the bull was gone.  We all figured that he was now dinner on the doctors table.  Last week a friend of mine was out walking in the park and on the other side of the fence the doctor was walking with his shotgun.  Of course he asked the question why are you carrying your shotgun.  The answer was...we have rattlesnakes and a snake killed his bull last year.  He found the bull dead in the pasture from a snake bite.  He warned my friend do not walk next to the fence line where the leaves collect as that is where the snakes like to hangout.   The doctor always walks the fence line killing the rattlesnakes.   After telling daughter her suggestion was,  I  should always carry a straw with me just in case Helmsley (the dog) or I get bit by a snake.  I can then suck out the poison before either one of us dies.   I think I will stay away from the fence.